you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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