I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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