i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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