i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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