that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't deserve a penis
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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