did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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