I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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