How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
is it fun? or sober?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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