he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I got inside last night via doggy door
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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