Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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