i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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