like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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