Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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