Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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