I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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