I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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