Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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