I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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