id be glad to
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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