Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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