I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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