Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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