i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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