yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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