where does the pee come out of this thing
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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