Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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