i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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