you would pick up someone in the library
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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