What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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