you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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