? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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