About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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