I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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