If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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