He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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