I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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