it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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