Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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