Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I had to cum in my sink.
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