i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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