the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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