Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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