Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i think i have two assholes
handjob tips. give me some.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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