If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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