yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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