btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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