He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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