Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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