the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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