I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Everyone says I win the strip club
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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