guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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