Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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