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I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.

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needless to say I left

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(760): View more from California

genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

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Hypothermia

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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?

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another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet

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(636): View more from Missouri

My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.

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