My pussy is not your playground.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it glows. i had to have it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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