You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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