i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
