I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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